If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied...

And much, much more.

Conspiracy

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

I have a black elbow sleeve leotard that I wear with sheer pantyhose. Should I keep my pants off and show my legs?

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

HIPAA violations

Fraud

If Republicans say that Biden goes to shower with his daughter, how do Democrats support it?

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

Trade secrets

If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

If white people had been slaves, would WLM be a thing right now?

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

Perjury

Child pornography

When was the last time you had sex with someone much older than yourself?

Insurrection

Revenge porn

Insider trading

Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?

No freedom is absolute.